First date, Last Date, Teachers Frustrate…

When guys say this to a girl... When guys say this to a girl...

When a guy says, “I have two tickets to the concert, do you know who I can take?” he really means, “Do you want to go?”

When a guy says, “I love you like a sister,” he really means, “There’s not a chance of dating you, so don’t think about it.”

When a guy says, “Why is your BFF wearing the ring I gave you?” he really means, “Let me get my ring back if you don’t want it.”

When a guy says, “It’s our first date. Can you not light that cigarette around me?” he really means, “This is our last date because I am looking for someone who doesn’t smoke.”

When girls say this to a guy... When girls say this to a guy...

When a girl says, “What did the man say about booking our prom limo?” she really means, “Did you even call the place?”

When a girl says, “Did you pour the whole bottle of perfume on yourself?” she really means, “Wow, note to self, stay far away from him.”

When a girl says, “Thank you for being there for me,” she really means, “You are my knight in shining armour.”

When a girl says, “Is your phone broke, lost or turned off?” she really means, “What are you up to, because I’ve being calling and texting and you never replied?”

When teachers say... When teachers say...

When teachers say, “I know you can produce a better mark than that,” they really mean, “Maybe we should call in the parents for a family meeting.”

When teachers say, “How many of you completed their homework?” they really mean, “Class, I have a surprise test and I hope you studied.”

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