Meet the Parents and More…

When guys say this to a girl... When guys say this to a girl...

When a guy says, “That dress is a bit short,” he really means, “I think you should change and stop showing the world your goods.”

When a guy says, “I think we should see other people,” he really means, “I found someone else I want to date.”

When a guy says, “I will catch a hand grenade for you,” he really means, “If and when you need me, I will have your back.”

When a guy says, “I want you to meet my mom,” he really means, “If you pass her test, you’re good. Lol.”

When girls say this to a guy... When girls say this to a guy...

When a girl says, “I’ll meet you at the party,” she really means, “I don’t want people thinking we’re together.”

When a girl says, “You’re hot, are you on Facebook?” she really means, “Accept me so I can see your other hot friends.”

When a girl says, “I think we should just be friends,” she really means, “You’re nice and all, but you’re not my flavour.”

When a girl says, “You were mean to that girl,” she really means, “If you act that way to her, how will you treat other girls?”

When parents say... When parents say...

When parents say, “Here’s some money to shop,” they really mean, “Make it last and don’t come back for more!”

When parents say, “Why are you hanging around the house?” they really mean, “It’s time to find a job.”

Poetic Justice

Real Words for the Real World. Youth Poetry that speaks the truth.