Heart Break and Cell Phone Woes…


When guys say this to a girl... When guys say this to a girl...

When a guy says, “If I can find some time I’ll call you,” he really means, “Stop blowing up my phone. If I want to speak with you, I’ll call.”

When a guy says, “That was our song, but now I can’t stand it. Could you turn it off?” he really means, “It’s over.”

When a guy says, “Go ahead and break up with me. I don’t care about you anyway,” he really means, “My heart is breaking, but I’m not going to show you.”

When a guy says, “I feel you are my soulmate,” he really means, “Please don’t break my heart.”

When girls say this to a guy... When girls say this to a guy...

When a girl says, “I placed you on my Fab 5 friend list,” she really means, “Now you don’t have any excuse not to call and you can’t say it’s using up your minutes!”

When a girl says, “Funny thing, I saw the special scarf I made for you in the school trash can,” she really means, “You know it’s over.”

When a girl says, “Well, you’re the quiet type, thanks for the visit,” she really means, “Awkward, you’ve got to go.”

When a girl says, “You always make me feel special,” she really means, “Thank you for just being you.”

 

When parents say... When parents say...

When parents say, “Oh dear, your phone is cut off,” they really mean, “Did you check your phone plan carefully before you purchased it?”

When parents say, “We want to meet your date for the prom,” they really mean, “It’s time to embarrass you and put the fear in him.” Lol.

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