While visiting an animal farm with a group of friends, I decided to walk along the top of the fence and gain the attention of this one hot guy while showing off my gymnastic skills. Not looking where I was stepping, I missed the edge and fell into a warm pile of brown stuff. I tried to get up as fast as I could, but the more I moved the more I squashed the sticky pile of horse poo into my clothes and hands. Needless to say, I went home wearing my underwear and a towel, smelling, looking and feeling so embarrassed.