When a guy says to a girl, “Can I rub my fingers through your hair?” he really means, “I’m wondering if your hair is real.”

When a guy says to a girl, “I like it when you look natural,” he really means, “All that makeup you had on was scaring me.”

When a guy says to a girl, “You’re really good at math and I’m not,” he really means, “Will you tutor me?”

When a guy says to a girl, “I see you broke up with your boyfriend,” he really means, “Maybe this is a good time to ask you out.”

When a girl says, “Give me your BBM code,” she really means, “Now I have permission to message you.”

When a girl says, “Hi boo, I’m glad you had a good day shopping,” she really means, “Did you get me anything?”

When a girl says, “Us breaking up was all my fault,” she really means, “Let’s end this peacefully because I am not into it.”

When a girl says, “Prom is three weeks away, are you ready?” she really means, “Time is ticking, come on and ask me to go!”

When parents say, “Aren’t the report cards out yet?” they really mean, “The school called and wants the report card signed and sent back.”

When parents say, “People told me they saw your name in the paper,” they really mean, “Tell me about it and it better be for something good.”