When a guy says, “I want to give you a special evening,” he really means, “Ditch your friends for a night, will ya.”

When a guy says, “How about I call you tomorrow?” he really means, “Tomorrow never comes.”

When a guy says, “Catch you in class,” he really means, “Remember, we are just friends.”

When a guy says, “Your top is kinda low,” he really means, “Stop givin’ the world a free show.”

When a girl says to a guy, “You’re always with your friends,” she really means, “Tell me you love me and mean it.”

When a girl says to a guy, “Are you getting hungry?” she really means, “Ask me out for dinner.”

When a girl says to a guy, “Your friend is hot,” she really means, “Hook me up with a date.”

When a girl says to a guy, “I am saving myself for Mr. Right,” she really means, “You are not him.”

When parents say, “Time to find a part-time job,” they really mean, “Start paying some rent.”

When parents say, “You’d much rather hang out with your friends than help around the house,” they really mean, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

When parents say, “You’re going to do just fine,” they really mean, “I believe in you.”

When parents say, “I’m sorry you’re hurting,” they really mean, “I hurt because you hurt.”